one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.
This is the world of equality. It’s horribly small.
I love how everyone who reblogs this knows exactly what it is about.
i would love to see Illinois on here.
can someone explain me this post? Thank you.
The places colored in have marriage equality. The rest do not.
*whispers* Why aren’t the oceans coloured
Because fish are fascist homophobes
- Ellie: *swears so often a sailor would blush*
- Ellie: *reads a gay porn magazine and jokes about sticky pages*
- Ellie: *stabs zombies and humans in the eye, slices necks open, and burns people alive*
- Ellie: *hacks away at the face of the cannibal child predator who tried to rape her*
- Ellie: *chastely kisses the fellow teenage girl she's in love with*
- Fans: This is just sick and wrong. So inappropriate. She's only 14! Maybe it was a friend kiss. But either way this is just such a mistake. Gays in video games? This is the end of the world. I refuse to give my money ever again to people who would peddle such filth.